week 1

[airlockedmods]

Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[misanthropicprinciple]

[SNORT, cough.]

Fuck. Level nine... yeah, that sounds about right. But you got the reference.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I know a couple nerds back home. The nerdiness rubs off. It smells like a mom's basement.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Your mom's basement, maybe.

[OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Your mom's mom's basement.

[misanthropicprinciple]

So, just to be clear, are you calling my mom a nerd or yourself a grandmafucker?

[motherfucking_ghost]

...The first one.

Because your sister's basement was already taken.

[misanthropicprinciple]

By... a nerd?

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Oh god damn it!

[misanthropicprinciple]

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