week 1

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Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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food court

[ratherdoweddings]

Good... afternoon? [blinkblink] It's a little hard to get used to, isn't it? I can't believe we still haven't found a way out.

[murderousfiend]

Call my name and I shall appear~ [No one called for you.] Everyone's favorite murderous fiend!! But I'll answer to anything, if you put enough love into it ❤. [No.] But I'm at a disadvantage here-- you know me, but Iiiii've never met youuuuu.

So what's your name handsome~?

[desperateprayer]

...You...

[ ...Uh how the fuck does she deal with this besides loving and tolerating the shit out of Syo? ]

U-Um, pleased to meet you, Miss...?

[desperateprayer]

Cleaning robot?

[ ...What. ]

Pop-up place...?

[motherfucking_ghost]

...If I give you my name, are you gonna murder my guts out? Cuz that doesn't sound like a good time to me. How do we get the meek one back?

[murderousfiend]

[How about you not love and tolerate the shit out of this thing? Fukawa would prefer that.

Syo on the other hand is gonna leaaaaan in and take a good look at this girl.]

Hey, hey-- why don't you tell me your name first?

kiosk

[ratherdoweddings]

I know, right?

[Yurika sighs and leans against the nearest wall. At least she's picked something that's not completely hideous like that pink thing I linked on Discord.]

I think they just want to annoy us to death if the terror doesn't work.

[murderousfiend]

Awwwww, why would you want her? We're just getting to know each other. We could have a real fun time~~

[...]

Or we cooooould, but-- my White Knight wouldn't like that very much.

[Yes and no.]

[daughterofthemark]

If you do find there is anything you wish to say, please know that you may come to me at any time. I have no roommate here, so privacy will not be an issue.

[ratherdoweddings]

Uh-huh. It was pretty much just after you, anyway. I mean, it did say your name. Maybe the people running this thing wanted to scare you.

[ratherdoweddings]

Then maybe it's one of those ivory tower things, and he got his job through nepotism!

[motherfucking_ghost]

You can call me-- [Hold on...] Tucker. And I can call you crazy. Crazy...genocide serial killer girl. Something with an 's'. Sia? [church no] And if you do go for murder, guess what, I could probably snap you in half, so, maybe don't.

[cyan_maid]

[uuuuuUUUUUH THAT SURE IS YELLING

Jane jumps when she hears it, and sure enough, turns and looks for the source of the sound - and it's Touko. Oh...oh, well, fuck. Is she okay?]

Miss Touko...?

[ratherdoweddings]

Oh, one of those stores that's only around for a few months, like things that sell for certain holidays! Oh-- you must be like Arianna-chan! Her home doesn't have these machines, either. They're automated vacuum cleaners!

[desperateprayer]

[ She'll lean back but it's. She legit has issues with people entering her personal space without permission unless a small child or Rin. ]

...Sister Clarith.

[ratherdoweddings]

At this rate, somebody is going to. But at least we can do it safely, which isn't the case for most people out there.

[ratherdoweddings]

You don't need to put it there, but you also don't need to move it planetside if it was already there.

[power_of_dominance]

[Please don’t tell him there’s murder going down already. That scream sounded really bad, though. Nerves be damned, Soma charges toward the source of the cry, holding his shades in place so they don’t fly off with how fast he’s moving.

Well, there’s no blood, but Fukawa looks really dazed. What the hell happened?]

Um, are you the one who screamed? What happened? ... can you even hear me?

[murderousfiend]

[She too has to think a moment and-- she laughs.]

Not bad, not bad! A hot guy like you has to be explosive TuckTuckBoom~~

[I hate that this is a real thing I have to write. But there you have it. His shiny new nickname. Aren't you... glad...]

But if you wanna try me, I won't say no. I'm more flexible than I look.

[desperateprayer]

..................Vacuum cleaner?

[ SHE'S SO LOST, YURIKA. It's not your fault. Those don't exist in Evillious anymore/yet. ]

[murderousfiend]

Are we really that hard to tell apart~~

Sorry, sorry, Gloomy Girl is Gone for the moment, leave a message and it'll probably neeeeever get there~! Gyahahah!!

[motherfucking_ghost]

That's...not a bad one, and I'm mad I've never thought of it. [If he ever sees Tucker again, that's the first thing he'll have to call him.]

Hey so that's really creepily sexually charged and all, but what the good god damn fuck is your tongue doing?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Damn right it is! That's how this place is lit, and the signs, and these things, and all kinds of shit here's powered by electricity. You ever rub something fuzzy and then you reach for something but it gives you a shock? It's like that but way more powerful.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Your boyfriend's name is Carlos? [yes that's what he's getting out of this] Did you nab like a sexy latino firefighter for a boyfriend?

[murderousfiend]

Oh I can hear you juuuust fine~~ but if you wanna be the prince charming that wakes up this beauty you'll have to be a little more aggressive than that-- bwaahahaha!!