Welcome to the Program

[airlockedmods]

[Each Champion is awoken by an alarm ringing from a machine attached to their non-dominant arm. Whatever they were doing, whatever state they were in, they're in a bed now, in good health. And maybe a bit different since the last time they looked in a mirror.

There's a text note on the device attached to their arms.]

Good morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the food court in exactly one hour.

[Your surroundings look like your normal everyday space mall. But if you look at the functions of the device on your arm, there's Not-so-familiar profiles, some rules, and a mini-map that'll show you the layout of the mall.

You are free to explore at your leisure...For an hour, at least.]

Comments

[serrata]

It must've been recent, if they really did abandon it, though. It looks like everyone just up and walked out five minutes before we all arrived...

[ Or more likely, it was never a real mall at all. Oh well.

She'll set to picking out a few of the candles that seem least offensive to the olfactories ]

So, this is probably some sort of set, don't you think?

[everylittlesecret]

A set... as long as it doesn't wind up like Dawn of the Dead, I'll be happy.

[Or some other sort of horror movie.]

[serrata]

... Remind me which one is Dawn of the Dead?

[ that's not a question you of all people should want to ask, Yuuri ]

[everylittlesecret]

It's supposedly a remake of the original, the one I'm talking about, and it's about zombies. Except these ones are rethought and they can run and have some memories of their past lives. And unlike their original counterparts, these ones don't just go after brains, they'll eat everything.

[RIP Yuuri]

Anyways, in the movie, the survivors move temporarily into a mall.

[serrata]

[ ...................... this

THIS IS FINE??? THAT'S DEFINITELY A FINE SMILE ON HER FACE. YES. SHE'S FINE. THIS IS FINE. IT'S FINE. ]

I... well, then. [ does she look deeply uncomfortable, suddenly? she SURE DOES ] Obviously, that's not the case here, is it?

[everylittlesecret]

[.... Uhm. Change of subject time?]

Of course not! Those things aren't real. Now you know what's real that would scare me more? Tapirs. Those beasts look like they walked right out of a D&D manual. Imagine them outside!