PEACE WEEKEND

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[It's your first week here, and you've been offered a fantastic prize for killing someone: an all-expense paid vacation! It's a pretty standard prize as far as reality game shows go.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), this isn't exactly a game show.

It seems that no one has died this weekend, and the deadline for the prize is now expired. There's no announcement from the Overseers to that effect; in fact, none of you have seen either of them since Tuesday. Maybe they'll make a reappearance soon, but for now, it seems that you've got a moment of peace.

Hopefully nothing happens to it.]

Comments

[lmafo]

Shit, that's good. Meteors are hella hard to dodge, trust me.

[ homestuck is my favorite final fantasy ]

Still tho, I bet you got mad dodges.

[photoshooter]

[He laughs, ducking his head a bit, then decides to puff himself up a bit and play at false modesty.]

I am pretty fast. You can tell, huh?

[lmafo]

You don't make a sweet chair obstacle course if you're not, yo.

[photoshooter]

Well, it's not like I made it to show off. I just gotta do something, you know? I'm going crazy in here.

[Prompto, honey, you do not even know.]

[lmafo]

I get that. I've been kinda... stuck at home most of my damn life, being able to be out has been great. And then I ended up in space, which. Cool friends, shitty everything else.

[photoshooter]

Mm, yeah. I'd never left my hometown before it, uh. Got taken over. So that part sucks, but it's fun traveling around the world with my friends. Even if everything tries to kill us.

[lmafo]

Rough world, huh?

[photoshooter]

Isn't everybody's?

[lmafo]

Guess so. At least there's friends, too! If you aren't Kaiba, apparently.

[photoshooter]

Aw, I'm sure he has friends. He's not that bad.

[lmafo]

He dislikes friendship, Prompto! The guy didn't even deny it when I asked! What the fuck?

[photoshooter]

Whaaat? If he dislikes his friendships, then maybe he just needs better friends!

[lmafo]

That sounds to me like a call to friendship action.

[photoshooter]

You gotta be subtle about these things.

[Says Prompto, who has never been subtle about anything in his life.]

Grumpy cactuar people never want you to know you get to them. You gotta get under their skin before they notice.

[lmafo]

Well let me tell you, Prompto, I am all about doing things before I'm noticed.

[photoshooter]

Are you gonna friendship-ninja our prickly acquaintance into submission?

[lmafo]

That is one hundred percent what I'm planning to do. I'm gonna befriend that cactus.

[photoshooter]

He'll never know what hit him. Except he will, because it'll be friendship, and he'll wake up one morning after you guys do each other's nails and talk about boys all night and realize friendship is the most magical thing of all.

[lmafo]

Exactly. Mother. Fuckin. Friendship.

[photoshooter]

Is there any way I can assist you in this quest, O Shipper of Friends?

[lmafo]

[ (heh. friend shipper.) ]

Hm... idk, maybe if we both friendship attack him from our different angles?

[photoshooter]

Ohh, yeah, our different angles.

...

What's my angle?