won't you take me to flavortown

[theoversaw]

[At the end of that one hour (that seemed so much longer than just one hour could be), hopefully everyone's gathered in the cafeteria. The doors to the other side of the space station open to reveal two figures, a man and a woman. The woman is dressed in sharp business clothes, tapping away on some kind of a device that looks similar to but sleeker than a smart phone. The man with her has a circle beard and bleached blond hair, shorter but thick with muscle, wearing a checked button-up shirt with a gold chain peeking through the collar and the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. He scratches at his non-dominant forearm (which, nonetheless, is bare).]

Welcome, Champions, to the...

Champion Excellence Program.

Yeah, the Champion Excellence Program. As you may have noticed reading the rules, there's only one way out of here: Rule 7. But just in case going home isn't enough for you, we've decided to add an extra incentive.

[The woman barely looks up from her phone, like she's doing a headcount of the Champions.] The Champion who successfully proves their Excellence by murdering a fellow Champion and escaping punishment will receive an all-expenses-paid space cruise to the Vegas Quadrant.

[The man gives his companion a deadpan look and then looks at the Champions.]

Any questions?

Comments

[lmafo]

[ Hey, so you know how Roxy's been pretty chill and happy and friendly toward everyone else? She shall not suffer this fucker. Her expression kind of... first she pales, like she's looking at a ghost, then she gets... mad? Mad. ]

Dressing like the dead, huh? That's some low tacky bullshit, guy.

[theoversaw]

[...?]

What was that, Girlie?

[lmafo]

Oh my god, "girlie?" You're not even gonna commit to your Fieri roleplay bullshit? The eyes are wrong, for one thing.

[ Man, why the heck was that comment about the eyes kinda threatening? ]

[theoversaw]

The... Eyes?

[Excuse me?]

1/2

[lmafo]

[ That seems... genuine? Does he not know??? ]

[lmafo]

... are you fuckin telling me another universe dreamed up a second Guy Fieri but his name sounds even faker?