Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yeah. It's not intentional. The law was kinda rushed since it was put into place with the public reveal of the existence of liminal species. We're more a temporary solution until they can find a better solution.

[theundertaken]

I mean, my point is more that they don't usually punish cops for breaking the law, but I don't know if I want to get into like, serious real-world issues while we're talking about a fucking zombie task force?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Nah man, I'm the only zombie on the team. There's Manako-chan, Tionshia-chan, Tio-chan for short, and Doppel-chan!

[BOI. Let Zombina tell you about her teammates.]

Manako-chan's an monoeye, so she's an awesome sniper able ta see up ta 2km away! Real shy and kinda shitty depth perception though. Tio-chan is an ogre and's real big at like, 7'5". She's a real sweetheart though. She's our bruiser and bust through walls in her armor! Then there's Doppel, a shapeshifter. She's an total prankster! I wish she'd put some clothes on sometimes though. I know it's not her real form, but still! At least she keeps her hair long enough ta cover those parts.

[These are the people entrusted with enacting the law on unruly liminal species law breakers. God help us all.]

[theundertaken]

[Oh god, he hopes there's not gonna be a quiz on this.]

That's, uh. So she's Mystique, basically.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Uh....who?

[The fuck is a Mystique?]

[theundertaken]

Oh, it's a comic book. She's a shapeshifter who doesn't really wear clothes, but her natural form kinda has like...scales over the important bits, so.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yeah, just like that then!