Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[hellahighwater]

[ No, she's spreading the good word. ]

Great. Alien dickbags also confirmed to have a hard on for Earth.

[in4apounding]

Yes, it must be very hard on Earth having so many people taken at once. Maybe they think it would be less likely to be noticed for some reason? Like- there are a lot more people than on other planets, so twenty-some people won't be missed as much? What's Earth's population like?

[She thinks for a second.]

...And if they're aliens, would they even have that kind of anatomy? The kind to be- um. Bags.

[hellahighwater]

There's a lot of peo...ple...

[




what does she do with this ]

Don't...sweat it about all that. The alien stuff. Okay?

[in4apounding]

Mmn. I'll try not to.

[Maybe there are xenobiology books in the library?]

A lot? Like a few hundred million?

[hellahighwater]

Like, a few billion.

[in4apounding]

Billion?!

[That's. A lot a lot.]

I didn't think that many people existing at once was even possible!

[hellahighwater]

Believe it, sista.