Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[karappo]

[Honestly, it's probably because he wasn't there for the limb detaching. Otherwise he would have no doubt screamed just as much as Osomatsu must have.]

At the very least, I am glad you were able to return to one piece. It would not be entirely fair for you to have to go around with a hand missing for no reason.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

That makes two of us. It's a pain in the ass ta do a lotta things with one hand! Everything becomes like 50% harder.

[Trust her. She knows from experience.]

If worst comes to worst and I lose a hand, then I can just get a hook and be Zombina-chan the zombie space pirate or something!..... Naaaah, that's waaaay too many genre's mashed up right there. I think I'll stick to being plain old baseline zombie Zombina even if that happens.

[Yes, her name is Zombina.]

[karappo]

Zombina-chan?

[That's almost too meta.]

Well then, Zombina-chan...I apologize for my brother's insensitivity, in that case. I am sure he did not mean you any harm or anything.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

It's fine, it's fine. It was mostly hilarious to me and I got a good few laughs outta it, so no harm done.

[Zombina waves a hand dismissively. Apology accepted though.]

Speaking of your brother, it might get confusing if I'm calling both of ya Matsuno-kun, so do ya mind if I call ya Karamatsu-kun instead?

[A bit forward and kinda rude to ask that not even an hour after meeting him, don't 'cha think Zombina? It is the easiest way though.]

[karappo]

It would be preferable if you did, actually! It would make things easier for all of us.

[He's kindof glad she asked, honestly...last thing they need is both Matsunos running up when Matsuno-kun/san is called.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Karamatsu-kun it is then!

[score! This will make things easier for everyone involved.]

Your brother can be Matsuno-san then.

[karappo]

I am sure he would not mind either or. As you can well imagine, having the same surname...and even same sounding names got rather confusing at home.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Mmmkay. Guess I'll just stick ta first names for the both of ya then!

[She looks at his profile again and then scrolls to Osomatsu's]

It says ya got brothers on here. Yeah, that must be a pain with similar soundin' names. How many have ya got anyway?

[karappo]

[Karamatsu takes a breath, and repeats for the many, many-th time today:]

I have five identical twin brothers. We are sextuplets.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Whoa!

[Well damn, that's unusual.]

That musta been one lively childhood ya had with that many siblings around!

[karappo]

Heh...lively is one way to put it. Chaotic is another. But all around, it is a childhood I would not trade for anything.

[Sure, having to share with five brothers sucked...but Karamatsu was always one of the softer of the group, so he tended to fight less over things than- say- Osomatsu and Choromatsu.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Man... it sounds like a great way ta grow up.

[Zombina hums..]

Certainly not a boring moment musta been had, huh?

[karappo]

Not at all! Barring the usual boredom of being stuck at home with not much to do, of course.

[But who's fault is that, Kara.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Hah, so what're you're brothers like anyway?