Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[quadjumps]

The hell are you talking about?!

[ now he's getting frustrated-- ]

If something like that happened it'd be all over the news. Surprise, there's nothing. You're crazy.

[photoshooter]

It is all over the news! What papers do you even read, dude?

[quadjumps]

Uh, the internet?

[ ? ? ? ? ]

Either you're delusional or this is all some fucked up fantasy-sci-fi dream I'm having. Because I should be back on earth and not in the middle of goddamn space!

[photoshooter]

Auughhh, this doesn't make sense, I just wanna go home! ...Or I would, if home wasn't taken over by Imperial forces!

[HE'S GOING TO CRY. ANGRILY! But also sadly. He's smad.]

[quadjumps]

You're seriously pissing me off--

[ oh my god IS PROMPTO GONNA START CRYING. YURI IS. NOT HAVING IT??? ]

Hey! Don't start crying like a little baby!

[photoshooter]

I've been captured and undressed and they took my cell phone and some kid is telling me my entire life story is made up! That's my real life, dude, fuck you!

[;~;]

[quadjumps]

What?! That's my real life too, asshole!

[ WHY THIS..... ]

[photoshooter]

I didn't say it wasn't, I just asked a question about yerps!

[quadjumps]

Europe! Not yerps, idiot!

[photoshooter]

Why does not knowing how to pronounce this thing I've never heard of make me an idiot?

[quadjumps]

I'm saying it. Out loud. For you. To hear. EU-ROPE.

[photoshooter]

Europe, then! What is it?

[quadjumps]

A continent. A continent with a bunch of different countries in it.

How do you not know this? Did you not go to school or something?

[photoshooter]

I went to school in Insomnia, which is the capital of Lucis, which is the country where I'm from that Niflheim just freaking invaded!

[quadjumps]

There you go again, rambling about things that don't make any sense. Insomnia's a sleeping disorder.

[photoshooter]

It's my hometown!