Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

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[lovecolored]

[ scroll, scroll....

(she is really struggling to not laugh right now, ~WITCH OF LOVE~ or not) ]

Haven't found that lucky person yet?

[karappo]

[Wow listen.]

Not yet. But I will, soon.

[lovecolored]

[ And then she finds it.

It is literally taking every ounce of willpower to not lose her shit at...basically everything on his profile but wow that title in particular. ]

Oh, well, good luck with that...be sure to invite me to the wedding, I'll do your decorations for a very reasonable price, ze....

[karappo]

[Don't laugh it's totally not funny! There is nothing at all funny about his title, never mind his profile.]

Oh! How generous of you to offer!

[Or he could take that seriously.]

It would all depend on what my better half would want to do, of course. Perhaps we would decide to elope instead and spend our money on a trip across the world!