Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[lmafo]

Eh, second kidnapping in like a day, what're you gonna do?

[andjerry]

A day? [that's awful Roxy] You're handling this really well...

[lmafo]

I mean the way I see it I can freak the fuck out or I can wait and see what the hell they want with me this time. And I'm goin' with number 2.

[andjerry]

Someone kidnapped you from kidnappers? Maybe these are friends of yours. [it's weak, but if it can get her thinking...]

[lmafo]

Unless everyone here also got kidnapped from their kidnappers, I'm thinking no, but that'd be sweet.

[andjerry]

... I didn't. What... happened the first time?

[tell him about homestuck roxy]

[lmafo]

Got sent to an evil witch's space prison by her current hench-doggirl. Dunno exactly why yet, apart from being super rad and her being the worst. The witch, not the dog-girl, her poor doggy half is just being mind controlled or something.

[andjerry]

[oh my god that sounds amazingly implausible and yet terrifying; dogs draw out an atavistic terror in him like spiders or snakes would to others ]

You were being held captive by a dog? What did it do? Is it the kind of dog that bares its teeth or that was trying to make you its friend?