Welcome to the Program

[airlockedmods]

Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[lmafo]

Better than the poor twin dudes.

[hellahighwater]

...Yeah, they got the hella short end of the stick.

[lmafo]

Hella hella short, yeah.

[ SOMEONE ELSE WHO USES HELLA, FUCK YEAH ]

[hellahighwater]

Ohhh thank god, someone I don't have to explain that word to.

[lmafo]

Nope! I'm the only person I know back home who uses it, sweet to meet another hella hella-slingin chick.

[hellahighwater]

Hella sweet. No one's got appreciation for the classics anymore.

[lmafo]

Honestly! My friends and I are all pretty different on the slang charts tho, so it makes some sense.

[hellahighwater]

Are some of them hipsters? Is that what's happening there?

[lmafo]

[ Roxy Lalonde takes a good long think on whether or not Dirk Strider (or Jake English) is a hipster. ]

Nnno? We just come from hella different places, I think.

[hellahighwater]

Oh. Well, okay, just had to ask. Never know who's got that particular infection.

[lmafo]

I getcha, I getcha. Different places just have way different slang types, I guess.

[hellahighwater]

Did you like...all grow up somewhere different?

[lmafo]

Yup. Internet friends, yo.

[hellahighwater]

Oh. Oh, that's entirely not what I was imagining, excuse me.