Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[titularly]

I'm not a waste of space!!!

[PENNY YOU HURT HIM]

[in4apounding]

Oh no, I'm so sorry!

[SHE DONE A BAD]

I just meant- even if you were, that doesn't make you a bad person! Um- I mean, even if that's what your profile says! Other people's have been wrong! And even if it's not, I'm sure you're the BEST waste of space there could be, it doesn't have to be a bad thing!

[titularly]

[You're killing him... the damage has already been done..]

How isn't it a bad thing?! Everyone else has these cool titles and all I got is someone calling me a piece of shit!

[Osomatsu brings a hand up to his eye, wiping away a tear.]

I work so hard and for what? Just to be treated so poorly?

[in4apounding]

I'm sorry, please don't cry Mister Osomatsu! I'm sure you're not a piece of- waste.