Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[discalibur]

Earth, of course!

[in4apounding]

I've never heard of Earth before now, sorry.

[discalibur]

Then... you must be from a different planet entirely. So that would make you an alien, wouldn't it?

[in4apounding]

No!

[Wow, rude.]

This is- what was it- This is international waters! ...Only in space. So technically nobody's the alien.

[discalibur]

International... space waters. I see! Yes, technically that would be the case, then.

[Tsurugi don't just go with that...]

Still! It does seem like we are both from completely different planets!

[in4apounding]

[No no, it makes perfect sense.]

I know. It seems like there's a lot of people from different planets here. I didn't think getting into space was even possible, before this!

[discalibur]

I did, but... It's not so common that I could ever expect to be in space myself.

It's amazing, isn't it?

[I mean yes they've been kidnapped or something and everything sucks, but. Space! Space is pretty cool!]

[in4apounding]

It's absolutely sensational!

[Have you looked out the windows yet. Have you.]

...I mean besides the part where we've been kidnapped. But we've been kidnapped to someplace very pretty, at least!

[discalibur]

Yes, precisely. The situation is not so great, but we can still enjoy the sight! If nothing else, it can improve our moods.

[in4apounding]

[That earns a small laugh. You GET her, Tsurugi.]

Exactly! I'm sure we'll be able to find a way out of here, and even if it takes a while we're still someplace absolutely sensational!