Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[lmafo]

I dunno? That's the weird thing, I just started really gettin into the void's good graces. But I can't do any kind of voidy stuff here.

[theundertaken]

Weird. Maybe being in space throws it off or something?

[lmafo]

Maybe? Too much nothing all around us for like. Contrast, or something.

[theundertaken]

Mmmm. That sucks, it sounds cool. There’s so many magic people here, it’s really weird for me.

[lmafo]

So many magic people...?

[ She looks around. ]

Are there wizards, tho? Have you met a wizard yet. Like a for reals wizard.

[theundertaken]

I mean, Korra didn't argue when I called her a wizard, buuuuuut it doesn't seem like she uses a staff or wand or anything either. She might be more of a...elemental monk or something?

[lmafo]

Hm. Monks are cool, but they're not wizards. Damn, so close.

[theundertaken]

Prompto fought a god or something?

[lmafo]

No shit? He just told me Lunafreya talks to them, what the fuck, boy's holdin out on his good pal Rolal.

[theundertaken]

He said it held up meteors! Probably threw them at him, too, what else would you even hold meteors for? Dude’s gotta a pro dodger.

[lmafo]

God damn, and he's saying he doesn't know why they took him along on the road trip?

Also why are his gods apparently all pissed off all the time? They just fuckin talk to like. One lady, otherwise they just scream, and I guess throw meteors?

[theundertaken]

His gods sound pretty shitty. Does he like them, should I not say that?

But anyway, I don’t know why anybody wouldn’t take him on a roadtrip. I’ve known him for like thirty minutes, and I wouldn’t be anti-Prompto roadtrip. There’s only a couple people here I’d totally ditch.

[lmafo]

I'm getting that feel, but considering he and the one who actually talks to them are here I'm keepin' that one on the DL.

Right? Prompto would be the fuckin best on a roadtrip, even if he didn't dodge whole-ass god meteors.

[theundertaken]

Shit, it’d be great! Drive around, outrunning monsters and gods and shit...I mean, I’d probably actually die Day One on something like that.

[lmafo]

Nah man, I'm sure Prompto has some sweet meteor-dodging tips he could give you. Meteors are kinda tough fuckers tho, true.

[theundertaken]

I'm just not that agile. Or good at fighting. Which, uh, isn't great for something like this? But everyone here seems cool, so it's probably fine.

[lmafo]

Aw you're gonna be fine. I don't see the people I've run into going in on the murder plan either.

[theundertaken]

Yeeeeeeah, seems like a pretty decent group. Not like most people just do murder.