Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

What? Did the stitches not tip ya off?

[ LE SHRUG.]

I gotta say most of you guys reacting like this is the best thing ever. Like, ya shoulda seen one of the guys freak out when he accidentally pulled my hand off! It was fucking hilarious~!

[le_mat]

Living people can have stitches too you know.

... and I mean, hands off to you for that one though.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Eh, I'll give ya that.

[ Yeah you get an loud laugh out of Zombina at that joke.]

I can already tell I'm gonna like ya kid! Man I gotta steal that joke from ya sometime.

[le_mat]

Go for it. I won't even make you pay an arm and a leg.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Aw, you're such an nice guy! Must have ladies tripping all over ya!

I guess ya've probably seen it on the profiles already, but I'm Zombina! The world's liveliest corpse at your service~!

[Confidant goooooo!]