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Welcome to the Program
Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.
[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.
Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]
[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.
Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]
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[That's rather concerning.]
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[ THAT'S...CHLOE.... ]
...Arcadia Bay's a cesspit.
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Hell yeah! Nice one kiddo! Hopefully ya killed off his ability to procreate in the process, 'cause that's grounds for an Nobel Peace Prize or someshit right there!
[Arcadia Bay... hmmmmm.]
Arcadia Bay, huh? It's kinda a major shame a cool name like that is wasted on the place if it's a cesspit. Ya should start a petition to change it's name to something less misleadin'.
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Still, alright. She likes this girl with huge knockers i mean with weird skin shit you know what just this girl, no distinguishing features whatsoever- so. Smirk, laugh, pretty cool. ]
I got him good, what can I say? Arcadia Bay on the other hand is the opposite of cool. The place is- just a garbage land, full of garbage people and tools who need a reality check. Soon as I get out of here and back to my daily routine of fucking around, I'll see if we can change it to Shitsville, like it deserves.
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Shitsville, huh? Sounds like a way more accurate name.
Ya could even make a nice new town sign outta some stuff from the dump and have it say Shitsville. Population: Full of Shit!
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A revolutionary idea. That'd show 'em. [ She kicks her feet up on the table. Eat it, space station. ] You're alright. Name's Chloe. You?
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[That probably explains a lot.]
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[ IT CAN'T BE ]
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[IT CAN BE]
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[Zombina is laughing at that reaction.]
What, I need ta pull a limb off ta prove it? 'Cause I can totally do that! Another guy already accidentally pulled my hand off earlier, so what's another time?
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[She is a merciful zombie today.]
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I thought- okay, this has to be bogus, zombies don't talk, you blather around asking for brains and ripping into necks!
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[LE shrug]
It says I'm a zombie on the profiles too and whoever took us here ain't got no reason ta lie about that.
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[ She slumps into a chair. ]
Everything I know is a lie.
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[Zombina does the 'mind blown' motion with her hands.]
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