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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-10-16 12:01 pm
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Welcome to the Program

Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Typical anime shock (Aw Shit)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-17 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
This not an new situation then? Rich psychopaths kidnapping ya?

[That's rather concerning.]
hellahighwater: (i can't be bothered with the teachers)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-17 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't get kidnapped, I kneed the dickwad in the balls and scrammed, okay?

[ THAT'S...CHLOE.... ]

...Arcadia Bay's a cesspit.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina even cockier (Even cockier zombie)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets you a laugh and thumbs up from Zombina Chloe. Good job!]

Hell yeah! Nice one kiddo! Hopefully ya killed off his ability to procreate in the process, 'cause that's grounds for an Nobel Peace Prize or someshit right there!

[Arcadia Bay... hmmmmm.]

Arcadia Bay, huh? It's kinda a major shame a cool name like that is wasted on the place if it's a cesspit. Ya should start a petition to change it's name to something less misleadin'.
hellahighwater: (always said i had a way with words)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Never let Zombina know she just tried to knee him in the balls and instead broke a lamp, it's...kind of hard to aim when you're drugged up.

Still, alright. She likes this girl with huge knockers i mean with weird skin shit you know what just this girl, no distinguishing features whatsoever- so. Smirk, laugh, pretty cool. ]


I got him good, what can I say? Arcadia Bay on the other hand is the opposite of cool. The place is- just a garbage land, full of garbage people and tools who need a reality check. Soon as I get out of here and back to my daily routine of fucking around, I'll see if we can change it to Shitsville, like it deserves.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina laughing (LOL)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Gold star for trying girl, gold star for trying.]

Shitsville, huh? Sounds like a way more accurate name.

Ya could even make a nice new town sign outta some stuff from the dump and have it say Shitsville. Population: Full of Shit!
hellahighwater: (yeah‚ and you call me)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Snorts. ]

A revolutionary idea. That'd show 'em. [ She kicks her feet up on the table. Eat it, space station. ] You're alright. Name's Chloe. You?
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina even cockier (Even cockier zombie)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Nice ta meetcha Chloe-chan. My name's Zombina!

[That probably explains a lot.]
hellahighwater: (🔫 always said i had a way with words)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
...No it's not.

[ IT CAN'T BE ]
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina laughing (LOL)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yuuuuup! The world's liveliest corpse, in the flesh!

[IT CAN BE]
hellahighwater: break this curse (don't know how i'll ever)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
What the shit, you're a fucking zombie?!
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina laughing (LOL)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yuuuuuuuuuuuup!

[Zombina is laughing at that reaction.]

What, I need ta pull a limb off ta prove it? 'Cause I can totally do that! Another guy already accidentally pulled my hand off earlier, so what's another time?
hellahighwater: (it's crucial that you see the truth)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Holy fuck, no, I don't wanna hurl!
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina in her casual outfit (Colored Casual Outfit)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, less work for me then! Sewing parts back on can be kinda a major pain in the ass anyway.

[She is a merciful zombie today.]
hellahighwater: break this curse (don't know how i'll ever)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ What...the hell... ]

I thought- okay, this has to be bogus, zombies don't talk, you blather around asking for brains and ripping into necks!
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina waving her hand dismissisvly (Whatever)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nah that's the awesome movie zombies! Real zombies still have their minds pretty intact, and we don't go around eating people. I like my meat, but brains probably taste like crap raw.

[LE shrug]

It says I'm a zombie on the profiles too and whoever took us here ain't got no reason ta lie about that.
hellahighwater: (don't sink‚ just swim towards the storm)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ She slumps into a chair. ]

Everything I know is a lie.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina sweating. (Zombina totally has this.)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-18 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It seems ta me like that's happening ta a lotta people today. Even ta me with some things. Apparently magic is an thing.

[Zombina does the 'mind blown' motion with her hands.]
hellahighwater: (keep it tight so no one will stray)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-18 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Magic shmagic, girl, you're a zombie! A...non-Romero, walking talking baller zombie! In space! That is hella more genres than should be possible!
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina trying to process this shit (Nani the fuck???)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I guess, but soooooooomething tells me that the genres are gonna keep on piling up and up aaaaand up until we have no idea what the fuckings going on.
hellahighwater: (🔫 yeah‚ in a corridor)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2017-10-19 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
...I already have no fucking idea what's going the fuck on, so. Ahead of the curve, for once. Yippee.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina sweating. (Zombina totally has this.)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully things will start ta make sense sooner rather than later, buuuuut I have the feeling we're not that lucky.