Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[newcycle]

Better.

And I better not catch you shoving people again just to get what you want. Got it?

[quadjumps]

It wasn't even that hard. All I did was walk past you and bump into you, holy shit.

[newcycle]

Doesn't matter!

I mean it. I catch you shoving people one more time, it's not gonna be pretty.

And if someone so much as even tells me you did...

[quadjumps]

Yeah? Then what? You're gonna beat the shit out of me? Rule number seven or whatever?

[newcycle]

[she knows he's saying that to get under her skin, and yet]

Rule number 7 has nothing to do with this.

[quadjumps]

Then you'd better watch what you say. Someone might, oh, you know, bite back.

[ shit, son. ]

[newcycle]

[was.

was that supposed to be a threat.]

Are you trying to intimidate me? Because, have I got news for you: that didn't work. At all.

[quadjumps]

It was a warning. Go around threatening people like that and someone's actually gonna fight back. Maybe with the intent to act on Rule Seven, huh?

[newcycle]

If it's a warning, it's one you [a point at him] should probably follow. How does making people mad by shoving them really help, huh?

[quadjumps]

At least I'm not going around threatening people over nothing.

[newcycle]

[really, yuri. really.

Korra gives him the most unimpressed look.]

[quadjumps]

...What?

[newcycle]

It's not nothing.

I told you exactly why I was doing it, don't be such a jerk.

[quadjumps]

It is nothing. It could've been worse; what if I kicked you or shoved you so hard you hit your nose on the machine?

[newcycle]

Or you could have not shoved me in the first place!

[where is mako or asami to calm her down]

[quadjumps]

I already told you excuse me!

[ THAT..... yeah ]

What the hell's so interesting about a coffee machine that made you stare at it for ten years, hah?!

[newcycle]

[korra.

korra.


calm down korra.

BREATHE, AND THEN GRIT YOUR TEETH.]

Because I've never seen one before.

[quadjumps]

...How could you not have seen one before. Never been to a Starbucks?

[ at least he's

also calming down a little...... ]

[newcycle]

I have no clue what a Starbucks is [says the character whose player is at this very moments sipping a tea infusion lemonade to justify leeching sbux internet] , or what that has to do with this thing.

I'm going to guess that it's some sort of.... place. With these. ... Things.

[quadjumps]

How do you not know?

[ he still hasn't realized that people are from different worlds yet!! ]

Are you some kind of hermit?

[newcycle]

[....................................... she's gonna kill him.

She's just gonna--

clench her fists REALLY HARD and offer]

Because people are from different worlds.

[quadjumps]

[ good job korra ]

...What the hell are you talking about?