Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[titularly]

I don't live under a rock, I live in Tokyo!

[HE'S OFFENDED GOOD SIR]

And Tokyo definitely doesn't have zombies walking around like normal people!

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I think there's actually a decent amount of us Zombies running around, so who knows, maybe someone ya know's actually a zombie, but ya never noticed! Some take better care of themselves, so they ain't all torn up patchwork like me.

[MAYBE ZOMBIES ARE EVERYWHERE AND YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT]

Buuuut yeaaaaaaaaaah, it's pretty damn strange that you'd live in Tokyo and like not know zombies are a real thing now.

[titularly]

[That's scary.. no....

But it has him thinking, actually. If someone was a secret zombie, who would be the most likely..]


....do you think a twin brother could be a zombie without me knowing?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Well, if they've been near death and got bitten, then yeah maybe. Or like, disappear once every three weeks. Gotta get the preservative fluids changed at the hospital and stuff.

[Secret Zombiematsu confirmed? LOL no Zombina kinda doubts it but hey, ya never know!]