Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[titularly]

Ehh.. coffee...?

[he's died inside]

Do they have alcohol flavoured coffee?

[karappo]

I am not sure...I hadn't actually looked at all the flavors, but I know there were many of them.

[Why is it always booze with you.]

[titularly]

[niisan needs a drink karamatsu hes in fucking space]

Well, I guess there'd be no harm in checking it out at least, yeah?

[karappo]

Not at all. Come, they are this way-!

[Karamatsu points ahead, past the others to the far side of the cafeteria.]

By the way, Brother...where were you this morning? Did you get up before me? Because I did not see you in our room.

[Ah.]

[titularly]

Oh, that's a good question!

[Osomatsu starts walking towards the cafeteria, his arms folded behind his head as he walks and contemplates that.]

I didn't see you anywhere either, but maybe I just missed you? I kind of did just get up and leave without looking around or anything.

[karappo]

Maybe...I slept through the initial announcement, so you must have woken up first.

[Very weird...you'd think Osomatsu would have just kept sleeping, forever.]

I sort of just got up and left also...but I did not realize I was not home at first, either.

[titularly]

Yeah, neither did I until I walked out and saw how weird the hallway was!

[After saying that, a big, cheeky grin spreads across Osomatsu's face.]

Did you see that our room is right next to the girl's shower? Akatsuka-sensei really must be watching us from above~

[karappo]

What? No it is not. We are right next to the men's shower. I did not even see a women's shower coming to the kitchen.

[Read: he was too busy looking at profiles to notice.]

[titularly]

Uh. I'm pretty sure I read "Women's" on the door?

[How can you miss a detail like that, Karamatsu? In fact, it has Osomatsu stop in place and he turns around, grabbing his brother's wrist.]

Here, I'll go show you! You probably just read it wrong!

[karappo]

O-oh, okay...

[Karamatsu isn't sure how they both could have seen two totally different things, but...to the bathroom, he guesses!]