Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[le_mat]

[he startles slightly, so she clearly caught him. But his responce is automatic]

Would saying "the sky" be redundant if we're in space?

[lmafo]

I think if there's a sky it's down. We got a roof! That's nice, in space.

[le_mat]

I guess it'd depend on if we're in orbit. But that's just me being anal, I know when I've been beat.

[lmafo]

Heh. What can I say, I got mad banter skills.

[le_mat]

I'm impressed. I was trained by some of the best, but you caught me off guard.

[lmafo]

I studied under a sweet banter master on top of a moutnain for years to master the craft, it's cool.

[ ... ]

Actually I can't even lie, I just have good bantery friends. Can't let a fake sensei steal their word thunder.

[le_mat]

What's that saying? "When the student is ready, the Master will appear?" I didn't have any cool mountains either- my sensei was by the subway entrance. Not nearly as epic sounding.

[lmafo]

Hey, you know, senseis come from all walks of life. Subway senseis are totally just as legit as mountain senseis.

[le_mat]

All senseis are created equal, huh? Guess it can compare to grassroot banter slinging like yours either way.

[He's enjoying this too much and it shows]

[lmafo]

Sensei discrimination has gone on for too long in this country, tbh.

[le_mat]

[He nods sagely, hmmm-ing]

It's disgusting, the things we allow to happen in this un-designated and vague country.

[lmafo]

Truly, truly.

[ She extends a hand. ]

Roxy Lalonde.