Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

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[newcycle]

[a pause.

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OH BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A JAM.

and when she gets it, Korra's face lights up. Unlike some people, she can appreciate a good pun!]

That was a good one!

[lmafo]

[ She beams! ]

Thank you, thank you! Let it never be said Roxy Lalonde let a mysterious kidnapping destroy her sense of humor.

[newcycle]

Maybe other people will get it quicker than I did.

I'm Korra. Nice to meet you, Roxy.

[lmafo]

Oh shit right intros! Nice to meet you, Korra.

[newcycle]

Yeah-- I guess I could have cheated and looked at the profiles but...

[that was a lot. there were 20 of them, there's no way she'd remember all of that.]

[lmafo]

[ She shrugs. ]

I'll get around to those things eventually. Wanna get to know some peeps first here.

[newcycle]

There's a lot to remember anyway. And... I'd rather not think about it too much.

[lmafo]

Don't read too much into Korra's profile, got it.

[newcycle]

You don't think it's creepy?

[lmafo]

I mean... yeah, sure, but there are a lot of big questions about this space place that need answering.

[newcycle]

I agree with that. The whole "space" thing, too. Is it really possible to sneak people this far away without them knowing?

[lmafo]

Sure, if you fuckin teleported them or something? But that don't explain the clothes or the profiles.

[newcycle]

... But teleporting isn't exactly possible, is it?

[lmafo]

Oh yeah teleportation is definitely a thing. Or at least like... -ifying junk.

[newcycle]

-ifying junk? What does that mean?

[lmafo]

Appearifying, disappearifying, you know how it is, girl.

... Unless you don't, in which case it's basically teleportation.

[newcycle]

Thats a... different way to call it. Thanks for the explanation.

[lmafo]

No prob. The big difference is you're like... teleporting things that aren't you, basically.

[newcycle]

Is that something you do a lot?

[lmafo]

Aw hell yeah, I got hells of pumpkins I snatched, you don't even know.