Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[le_mat]

[he laughs slightly, though it's a little humorless.]

I mean, I don't know if we're ACTUALLY in space. But if this is a set it's the most detailed and realistic one I've ever heard of.

[theundertaken]

[Oh, hm.]

Yeah. I mean, not like I've ever been in space before, but it looks super space-y out there. Not feeling too eager to try smashing a window to check!

[le_mat]

Yeah, please don't. I saw that Aliens movie, I don't wanna end up sucked through a hole.

[theundertaken]

Definitely not worth the risk. We'll probably figure out some other way if it's some TV set or something.

We could look around for other stuff, though. Escape pods. How to make it fly.

[le_mat]

...a captain.

[theundertaken]

...yeah, that would do it. Maybe they'll be at this mystery meeting?

[le_mat]

That's my guess. I hope this is all some weird reality show and some famous comedian steps out.

[theundertaken]

Crazy illegal fuckin’ reality show. I might’ve actually signed up willingly if they asked and were gonna pay me.