Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[dejabrew]

[He shakes his head.] Hard work and several years of practice. And probably a greater-than-normal passion for coffee.

[playthedamncard]

I suppose everyone must be given a champion title for good reason. [NOT HIM THOUGH NOPE]

[dejabrew]

That's probably the idea.

[Just gonna. Check his PIP here... ah yes, Champion of Denial... Man is it just him or does this coffee taste like tea all of a sudden--]

...Are you really only 16 years old?

[playthedamncard]

You could say I'm a prodigy. [In fact, you should. Because he is.]

[dejabrew]

[At what, basketball?]

Must be nice. Let me guess, hard work and an above-average amount of passion?

[playthedamncard]

[What does he look like, Yao Ming?]

If you want to reduce it so blandly, but I can't say you're wrong about that.