never have I ever been in a murdergame before /fukawa and leon drink

[tenimuho]

[During Tuesday's dinner - and one-on-one when Oda tracks down anyone who wasn't in the mess hall then - Oda has an announcement.]

Since alcohol is especially hazardous on an empty stomach and more tempting to drink when you're thirsty, I'd appreciate it if people helped me responsibly consume what we have left during a game of Never Have I Ever in an hour, here in the mess hall. Teenagers will be allowed to participate.

[...and, no matter what arguments people make against this, an hour later Oda will be out with the remaining stores of alcohol (that were in the kitchen and not Rick's room) set out on the table, along with a bunch of glasses.]

The way this works is that the first person says something that they have never done, and everyone who has done that has to take a drink. Then it goes around the circle.

[This is safer - it's easy to keep an eye on the people in the room, easier than keeping an eye on everyone in the ship.

And if anyone looks like they might be close to falling asleep in the mess hall, Oda will be escorting them to their room. Carrying them, if necessary.]

Comments

[rickdiculous]

[that's right you don't fucking mess with his secret stash]

What if you've done everything ever.

[tenimuho]

That seems very unlikely, but in that case, it means you're going to drink a lot tonight. I hope you don't mind?

[rick, minding drinking]

[induality]

S-sounds like your kind of game.

[toomanybaseballs]

[Alright, let's get this show on the road.]

Never have I ever... Uh...

[Crap, this is harder than he thought.]

... Never have I ever been skydiving. [That's a classic.]

[tenimuho]

[Oda doesn't drink.]

Would you like to?

[goldrighthand]

...define 'skydiving'. [like, does jumping out of a plane count in itself, orrrrrrrrr]

[rickdiculous]

[drink.

his drinks are. a lot bigger than the typical swig you'd do playing this game.]

[tokencanadian]

[....She shrugs and takes a sip.]

[induality]

[...cool. She doesn't have to drink that.]

E-even when I was on that helicopter i-it's not like I could even see anything...

[The life of a stowaway.]

[tenimuho]

[His turn. Oda has to think for a second...]

Never have I been more than fifty kilometers away from the city I was born in, not including being on this space ship.

[It doesn't seem like it should count.]

[goldrighthand]

[seriously, Oda. that gets an arch of his brow.

and a calm drink]

[rickdiculous]

[biiiiiiiggg gulp.]

[toomanybaseballs]

[Sip.]

[Space booze is still bitter. Why didn't they get any sake or something?]

[tokencanadian]

[Really? Okay.

A polite sip.]

[pr159]

[ uh wow.

drinks. ]

[goldrighthand]

[oh his turn huh. Akande tilts his head slightly, considering.]

...never have I ever had a pet.

[There. That's mundane enough.]

[tenimuho]

[Oda doesn't drink.]

There's a cat that wanders by the bar I usually go to now and then. That's not really that close...

[andneversaydie]

Um. Never have I ever gone cow tipping.

[tenimuho]

[Doesn't drink.]

We don't have many cows where I live. ...No cows that I've seen.

[pr159]

[ Well, he supposes he can start off with something boring. Might as well get half the room (i.e. at least the girls, not that he's a misogynistic piece of shit or anything) to take a drink, right? ]

Never have I ever baked a cake.

[toomanybaseballs]

[Nope.]

[tenimuho]

[Oh, is it Oda's turn again? Okay.]

Never have I ever been in a romantic relationship.

[At all ever.]

[toomanybaseballs]

[He drinks to that.]

[heartswapped]

Well...

[Let's see...]

Never have I ever screamed so loudly during sex that my neighbors could hear it.

[tenimuho]

[Oda... blinks a few times and doesn't drink.]

Do your neighbors do that?

[tokencanadian]

[Turns? Hmmm, she has to think about this, actually.]

Never have I ever... injured someone in a fight.

[tenimuho]

[Oda drinks for this one and doesn't say anything.

Even now, that much is unavoidable.]

[heartswapped]

[When her next turn comes around, Cheryl has a surprisingly clean one:]

Never have I ever eaten an entire pizza by myself.

[tenimuho]

...Does it have to be in one sitting, or does it count if I kept the leftovers and ate them the next day?

[He doesn't think he ate an entire pizza himself at one time...]

cw weed i s'pose

[helladoptera]

Oh, uh... right, my turn.

[ She thinks for a second. ]

Never have I ever smoked weed.

[toomanybaseballs]

[Not drinking here. What a good kid.]

[goldrighthand]

Hm. [his turn again, huh.] Never have I ever...

...

Sang karaoke.

[heartswapped]

[A drink!]

Aww.

[Yes, she is "aww"ing a huge, scowling man who calls himself "Doomfist".]

[rickdiculous]

Ooh, ooh, I know! Ne-never have I ever...had to - had to look at my own fuckin...corpse and bury it in - in the ba-[eeerp]-ackyard! Nobody? Just me?

Alright, down the hatch! Wubba lubba dub dub!

[chugchugchugchug!]

[toomanybaseballs]

[OKAY, this is starting to concern Leon.]

... Right. I think I better turn in for the night. Enjoy what's left of the booze, guys.

[Please do not let Rick take this seriously, okay? Leon's gonna get up and turn to leave.]