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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-08-26 12:41 pm
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first trial

[When the announcement sounds and the evidence gathered it’s time for a trial. When the remaining champions are all gathered by the repaired docking bay doors they slide slowly slide open.

There are two lines of robots, silent as sentries, creating a border path from the docking bay doors to the circle of metal podiums. The podiums themselves were made of strange metals in red and gold and orange and black, each one etched with the name of one of the Champions. There are flood lights - like spot lights - in front of each podium, but the lights in front of Shirou, Hamilton, and Albel are dark, and hung on the front of their podiums are greyscale portraits, printed from their profiles.

Blaze Dudely stands on a repair deck on top of his ship, which looms over the proceedings ominously. Rather than the glee the Champions may think he would take in this kind of display, he merely stands there with his arms crossed, expression unreadable and his cyborg eye scanning the Champions with a piercing scrutiny, like he's searching for one of them to act out of line.]


Mornin’, Champions. Here’s how this is goin’ to go: take the evidence ya found, piece together what happened and find who took out the Champion Swordsman. If ya find them, they’ll be dealt with. If ya don’t, they’ll be free to go and the rest of ya will face punishment. Take the time ya need but don’t bore me.
jerkassic: (It's not polite to sneak up on people)

[personal profile] jerkassic 2017-08-26 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What-

[With that, he'll try and shove Oda away or kick him or something.]
tenimuho: (I know we're not like everyone)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oda is fairly solid, but he'll at least stop when Diego shoves him, even though he doesn't move away.]

But you said that I could check...?
jerkassic: (A deplorable excess of personality)

[personal profile] jerkassic 2017-08-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He [points at Mako] mentioned checking my head. I'm not exposing myself to the lot of you. This is already ridiculous enough as it is.

[...which is who's fault again, exactly?

Oh right.

Well, he's not about to blame himself for what this trial has become.]
tenimuho: (this small thing)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, alright.

[...

Yeah he's still going to try to pants him.]
jerkassic: (All you have to do is sign the checks)

[personal profile] jerkassic 2017-08-26 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Give it a rest already!

[Oda, you are so lucky he doesn't remember how to dinosaur so all he can do is shove at him.]
tenimuho: (it's you I chose)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[I mean, if you could dinosaur then he could properly spideysense so it works out.

Also he's going to be much more stubborn this time.]


Everyone here has seen legs before. Are you not wearing underwear, or something like that?
goldrighthand: (as it shifts and cracks)

[personal profile] goldrighthand 2017-08-26 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you like me to hold him.
tenimuho: (the sadness grow from thoughts alone)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That would make this go more quickly. Thank you for your help.
goldrighthand: (hey man you know)

[personal profile] goldrighthand 2017-08-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[alrighty then

he may be sore and trying to hide some unsteadiness, but he's pretty sure he can still grab Diego]
jerkassic: (It's not polite to sneak up on people)

[personal profile] jerkassic 2017-08-26 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE?

Anyways, he's grabbed.]


Unhand me!
tenimuho: (it's you I chose)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It won't take that long.

[Pantsing Attempt 2: Pants Harder. Don't kick him or anything.]
jerkassic: (That is one big pile of shit)

[personal profile] jerkassic 2017-08-26 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[What's that?

Kick even harder?]
tenimuho: (in a dream in a dream)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[...okay, important question that affects this response: is he trying to kick Oda in the junk.]
jerkassic: (A deplorable excess of personality)

[personal profile] jerkassic 2017-08-26 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is kicking everywhere, man. It's like a punch rush but with kicks and less ORA/MUDA.]
tenimuho: (will run out in a few years)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[In that case, Diego isn't knocking Oda out with a critical hit to the balls, but the kicking is slowing down his pantsing attempts enough that PSI Pants can happen.]
andneversaydie: (EXTERNAL SCREAMING)

[personal profile] andneversaydie 2017-08-26 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...

...

...M-maybe we could have him walk some!?

[THIS IS GOING SLIGHTLY BEYOND WHAT SHE WAS THIRSTY FOR, GUYS]
heartswapped: (i'll believe then that you're dead)

PSI PANTS

[personal profile] heartswapped 2017-08-26 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[As this is happening, Cheryl stares pointedly at Diego's pants, a look of odd concentration and determination in her eyes.

If she can just get this to work right...]
jerkassic: (Hang on this is gonna be bad)

[personal profile] jerkassic 2017-08-26 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[In the middle of trying to kick Oda away and wriggle free, Diego's pants start...sliding down on their own? How could that be?

IS THIS THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND?

Oh wait Diego doesn't remember what those are, so he's just trying to keep his pants on, which...isn't going to work with all the kicking and flailing, so they'll probably be off soon.]
tenimuho: (this small thing)

[personal profile] tenimuho 2017-08-26 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huh, that's not something Oda is doing.]

You should probably invest in a belt later...
goldrighthand: (you feel like an insect)

[personal profile] goldrighthand 2017-08-26 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[TIGHTENS GRIP]

Do not tempt me to knock you out, boy-!
empathiser: <user name=sways> (61)

[personal profile] empathiser 2017-08-26 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[I mean go ahead and add indecent exposure to your list of crimes, it's cool.]