welcome to starfield

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[Each inmate wakes up in a cell, with no memory of arriving there or of putting on the full body orange jumpsuit. There is a moderately chunky tablet wired into one of their arms, with dials on the side to flick through the different menus, including a limited note-taking function and a map

None of them are alone in their cells, either.

Whether they choose to leave their cell and explore or just stay and get to know their new roommate, it becomes clear that this place isn't anything like any of them have ever seen. For some, it's devoid of anything even remotely familiar. The door labeled Counselor's office is locked. The Counselor's office and the kitchen and mess hall all have placards stating hours when they're closed - or in the former's case, when "private office hours" will be held.

However they while away the next couple of hours, it seems like they're mostly alone on the ship. For a while, anyway.]

Comments

[tokencanadian]

You have? [Well that's a little concerning, but nevertheless.]

Well, I suppose we have nothing but time, seeing as it appears to be just us here.

[rickdiculous]

Yep. But those ones had...guards and - and weren't vague as fuck.

[tokencanadian]

Vague?

[Hmm?] Things have been fairly unexplained to us so far.

[rickdiculous]

I dunno. The whole place looks like - eergh - it feels fake.

[tokencanadian]

...It's certainly not what I'd picture a prison being like.

[rickdiculous]

Ten cells. Te- ten fucking cells, and each of them...has their own bathroom and a show-[urp]-er.

...Not to mention.

Uh.

Co-ed.

[tokencanadian]

...That's that odd?

[rickdiculous]

In a prison? Yeah, dawg. Hell fuckin yeah.

[tokencanadian]

Hmm. [Food for thought then.]

I guess it was rather strange that there's so many beds just crammed into the rooms.

[rickdiculous]

Not just that, but it's...literally that every single...facility I've been too hasn't been anywhere fuckin' close to co-ed. There are male prisons and female pri-[urgh]-sons. Shawshank and...and Orange is t-the New Black.

[tokencanadian]

Are those... TV shows?

[Because those sure don't exist in Remnant.]

[rickdiculous]

...Right. Re-references.

[tokencanadian]

Uh.

[still here]

[rickdiculous]

...oh. You're still here.

Huh.