Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[imnotfat]

Selling that...that farce of a limousine would net us quite the substantial amount of money. If it can be linked to the show, there'll be someone willing to buy it.

[Because Togami doesn't want the indignity of having to tow that thing for long, ew. At least take off those rockets or something]

We do. If you're going to watch the season my group took part in, make sure to do it when nobody else is around. Some people haven't gotten over the tragedies that befell us back then.

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Hey, don't knock the limopeen. Looks don't matter as much as substance, don't you think?

Junpei's expression softens, though, at Togami's not-really-a-suggestion. He crosses his arms and nods.]

Of course. I'm an asshole, but not that kind of asshole.

[He glances back at the rest of Togami's group, then tilts his head a little.]

There a good time, when everyone's asleep?

[imnotfat]

Yes, that'd be a good time. I'll make sure to gather everything. That said, if you have questions that absolutely can't wait for later, then go ahead and ask.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Not here.

[They're in an Arby's.]

But I'm sure I'll take you up on that. Togami, right?

[imnotfat]

Byakuya Togami. Second in charge of my group. Our leader is the large man over there, the 'Nohrian scum', as one of your friends so succintly called him.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Ah, Professor X.

[The nicknames begin.]

I guess if we had to pick a leader, it'd be Dad. Ardyn. [Junpei wags a thumb at Ardyn. If nothing else, they do at least kind of have their hair in common.] And... Church would be his second? I wouldn't say he's in charge of anything, though. We don't really do the chain of command thing here.