Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[imnotfat]

I'm not pompous, Jane.

[He's refined]

[cyan_maid]

Mmm...to-may-to, to-mah-to.

[imnotfat]

Since you're here and you're done slandering my personality... [It sure says a lot he doesn't sound offended at all] ...then you should tell me if meeting them in person has changed any of your opinions about them.

[cyan_maid]

[They've gotten to the point where snide insults are the norm. Ah, half a year on a spaceship really does change your outlook on life.

Said quietly, so only Togami can hear,] Honestly? I don't think a chance encounter in a fast food restaurant is enough to change my opinions, but it is enough to make me consider actually getting to know them in person, rather than from beyond a screen.

[imnotfat]

Of course you'd want to know them better, that much was obvious. Even the...you know, their overseer?

[Togami glances at Kip and PAL. He doesn't look exactly happy about being anywhere near them, mostly because obviously shenanigans happened during this group's final trial and he has no idea yet what exactly happened.

Things not going according to his expectations really irks him. Preparing himself to meet a group of survivors is one thing, but them plus two more people? He wishes he had foreseen that]

[cyan_maid]

[Yeah let's just...stare at them, because what the fuck even. Jane's expression shifts slightly, like she's smelled something off in the air but she can't determine what it is, or where it's coming from.]

...I really don't know. I want a goshdarned explanation for...whatever they found and however all this came to be, before I decide on that.

[imnotfat]

For the moment someone should keep an eye on them. I volunteer the Doctor for such task.

[cyan_maid]

After how Miss Queenie reacted to the sonic screwdriver? I don't know...she might be keeping her own eye on him, and that'll just end in a fight, don't you think?