airlockedmods: (PAL)
airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-07-09 01:08 pm
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Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.
refusedtoleave: (Um)

[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? They might just be more of those strange people in costumes...
cyan_maid: (Yeah this is a shitty disguise)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-10 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw Miss Nari melt a cup in her hand. I'm pretty sure they're real.
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
How is that proof? We've already seen what that hard-light stuff can do. And we know other people who can control fire.
cyan_maid: (Mm-hm!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-10 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...I'm convinced, but if you need more convincing...why not try asking them things yourself?
refusedtoleave: (Um)

[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you so convinced?

[You're the one whose be watching properly.]
cyan_maid: Jane switching her spookind to forkkind and back again (My trusty weapon!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-10 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I've been watching them long enough on the darned show to...you know, trust personal tics and cues. And gut feelings. I'm going to go with them.
refusedtoleave: (Ew)

[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If this is a trap...

[What the hell, it's not like they're not already fugitives.]
cyan_maid: Jane being thoughtful or accepting of things she can't change (It's alright.)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-10 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We won't let you get caught in a trap, I promise.
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You better not... I'm not as good at running as you lot.

[That might be an attempt at a joke, maybe? Is she leaning bad humor?]
cyan_maid: (Determinator)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-11 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[She's doing a good job!]

Then you'll go ahead and I'll stay behind, alright?
cyan_maid: (Oh you cannot be serious.)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-11 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Slight drooping]

Miss Natsuhi, I promise I'll be alright!
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-11 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Crossing arms. Nope, not budging on this.]

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misanthropicprinciple: <user name="mil-kev-oli" site="tumblr.com"> (Nose-picking.)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-10 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't want to hear that from a woman I don't know.
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
After seeing that convention it's hard to take anything at face value.
misanthropicprinciple: (Oh. Poor baby.)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-10 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough, but who the hell dresses up to go to Arby's?
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't see that place...
misanthropicprinciple: <user name="drkatfuzzmunchkin" site="tumblr.com"> (What the fuck? The FUCK.)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-10 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
They had a convention at an Arby's?
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
They had everything else there!

[Does she even know what Arby's is?]
misanthropicprinciple: (S I G N)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Okay, we're not gonna get anywhere like this. You can believe what you want about us, but I, for one, don't even know who you're supposed to be.
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you can figure it out with how long you've been speaking with the others...[Squints]

...Wait, you're that boy that was throwing underwear around.

[Backing away from you, undies-boy.]
misanthropicprinciple: <user name="drkatfuzzmunchkin" site="tumblr.com"> (What the fuck? The FUCK.)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-10 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh... I was drunk. You don't have to look at me like that!
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It was still you. There's a saying that a drunk man doesn't lie.
misanthropicprinciple: (It's been 43 yeARS)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-10 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you see me throwing any panties right now, at this moment?
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[personal profile] refusedtoleave 2017-07-10 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but given that you did before on intergalactic television...

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