Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[ratherdoweddings]

Right! They managed to escape, after all! And they've held together.

[imnotfat]

With some luck they'll get along with our group. It'd be a disaster if conflict starts to happen.

[ratherdoweddings]

I've already had to defuse way too many of those...

[imnotfat]

You're the Champion Peacekeeper. If there's anyone who'll have to step forward and keep doing that, it's you.

[Nobody in their right mind would make Togami do it, that's for sure]

[ratherdoweddings]

You stop one war.

[She doesn't seem as annoyed as she's acting, at least.]

But we'll have to think of what to do now. You know we don't have the space.

[imnotfat]

It seems they arrived in a limousine. Until proper arrangements can be made, that should be a good enough place for them to sleep.

It may be a problem if more people join at some point, though. If the show continues, and more groups of survivors arrive...

[Yeah, we need a larger spaceship and start saving for the next group in six months]

[ratherdoweddings]

That's true. We got lucky with stealing what we have from the network.