airlockedmods: (PAL)
airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-07-09 01:08 pm
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Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.
ratherdoweddings: (play at being gods)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-07-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
No! No, not that way! I mean we're like you!

[Here, showing the PIP worked for the others!]
shikosuki: (Oh my fucking god)

[personal profile] shikosuki 2017-07-10 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stares at it for a while. Then points: ]

That can be faked.

[ and then makes a MAD DASH for the washroom, because apparently that's safe??? OKAY. ]
ratherdoweddings: (from every anime franchise)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-07-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! [chases after to the door] That's not fair, I can't go in the men's!
shikosuki: (or talk about my feelings?)

[personal profile] shikosuki 2017-07-10 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ nothing except a "HA" ]
misanthropicprinciple: (Explain me a thing.)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2017-07-10 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Scoots past Yurika to open the door a crack.]

Sketch, it's fine, they like My Neighbor Totoro.
shikosuki: (and people are way too heterosexual)

[personal profile] shikosuki 2017-07-16 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
How is that supposed to prove anything?! Everyone likes Totoro!!