Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[everylittlesecret]

What? Why do you do that?

[cyan_maid]

...Sometimes it feels more comfortable. I don't...know why, exactly. I think it might be residual from...some stuff that happened.

[everylittlesecret]

[Jane...] I wouldn't mind a bed, but... I think I'll leave those for the couples. A corner is fine for me.

[cyan_maid]

[...FROWN.]

Oh no, you've all been sleeping in car seats, right? You need at least a night in a bed. And then...maybe, I don't know, we'll go get a giant ship and we'll ALL have beds and it'll be fantastic. But for now, please, I don't mind sharing.

[everylittlesecret]

They are pretty comfortable car seats, actually... I think it might do me some good sleeping on something hard for a while.

[cyan_maid]

Hm...as long as you think you'll be fine, then...I suppose. But you can't sleep on the floor forever. If anything, you can make a blanket pile. We - we ended up with a fair amount of blankets.

[everylittlesecret]

.... Did you guys just collect blankets?

[cyan_maid]

No, they were already here. And then we bought a couple more. They were fleecy and cheap and in a set.

[You can't ever have too many blankets.]

[everylittlesecret]

I think Queenie grabbed some of the ones we had. The Benefactors kept sending them like we needed them.

[cyan_maid]

Yeah, that's weird, right? So many gosh darned blankets...