Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[serrata]

[ Hissed, scarlet faced, from behind her hands: ] I hate you. No, I don't even know you. I have never met you in my life and already, I hate you.

[ LET HER DIE ]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[He takes her hands in both of his.]

Yuuri, I'm only a man. Have you seen yourself. Can you blame me.

[He's running on twenty minutes of sleep and half a bacon sandwich and if this how he dies, so be it. Murdered at the hands of a beautiful woman he loves. Classic.]

[serrata]

No, no, don't talk to me, none of you ever look at me again.

[ SHE'S THE FANSERVICE GIRL, JUNPEI!!! THE FANSERVICE GIRL!!!! ]

They have itasha. With my face! With-- with my--

[ She can't even finish that sentence. She might actually just keel over dead in the middle of Arby's. ]

[misanthropicprinciple]

If I buy them all, then no one else will have them!

[Truly, Junpei is the hero she needs.]

[serrata]

If you even dream about that, you'd better wake up and apologize to me.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Sorry, Yuuri. I promise I won't buy the space itasha.

[But he makes no promises not to look at it.]

[cyan_maid]

[Whispered,] I can totally keep an eye on him if he tries doing something stupid? You're not the only one with alien neckbeards...you know...making weird things with your face on it.