Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[kingshaming]

Ah yes... Prince Takumi. We were enemies at one time, but I didn't wish him any personal harm. I'm... sorry.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Uh--you're from the same world?

[Sorry, Taco, but if you ever told Junpei about this guy, it was over a month ago and everything happened so much.]

[kingshaming]

[Don't worry Jumpy, the only time he mentioned Xander by name was when he made out with Kip right after]

Or a version of it, yes.

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Sir, you have come to the RIGHT TIME DETECTIVE.]

Alternate history?

[kingshaming]

That's what we suspect. A person very important to both Takumi and myself is even a different gender in both.

His 'brother' is my 'sister'.

[misanthropicprinciple]

...Well, that doesn't have to mean alternate histories, but since I don't have all the context, I'll assume you know what you're talking about. That's a pretty far back branching point, if so...

[shikosuki]

[ Oh! He can help fill in! ]

He's from that country Takumi hated so much!

[ CHOROMATSU PLEASE JUST. CEASE. ]