Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[kingshaming]

My thanks. I hope we will be able to parlay somewhere more... comfortable later, once we are both sure of the others intentions.

[He sits, looking all the part a young king even in his hoodie]

[scourgingstars]

I presume so, yes. [Ardyn took the chair opposite Xander, slouching slightly and looking more like he thought he owned the place.]

[Old habits.]

You would be the ones that got away, I presume. We're aware that such a situation arose in the past, though we rather hoped for some form of rescue.

[. . .]

Not that it matters much at this point.

[kingshaming]

If it helps, we were intending to find you if we found a clue. The fact that we were so close to your location but had no idea is just more proof of how well you were hidden.

[scourgingstars]

You do make a reasonable point. I doubt any of us expected tracking that location down would be easy.

...Much harder to do so now, though.

[ARDYN]

[kingshaming]

Oh? Did you leave ruin behind you?

[The slight grin on his face makes it clear he hopes the answer is yes]

[scourgingstars]

I tend to do that.

[WHO DOESN'T LOVE BLACK HUMOR]

As do explosions, so it worked out quite nicely.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[just gonna look smug here]

[scourgingstars]

[thanks babe]