theairlock | Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

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...That's evidence enough, thank you.

[well thank shiva because an armiger is much less impressive when it's made of kitchen knives]

You must be the ones that escaped.

Edited 2017-07-09 22:29 (UTC)

[nod] Misumaru Yurika, helmswoman of the Starship Temerity. I'm also the Champion Peacekeeper, though that's really weird to introduce myself with, isn't it?

Tenmyouji Ardyn--and I think yours sounds quite a lot better than 'Champion of the Infernian', so I might not worry so much.

[She nods again, standing stiff.]

We try to keep track of the network activity as best we can. That... also sort of means keeping tabs on the fanbase. There are at least five million viewers, so it gets a little weird. Sorry if I scared you.

Oh, it takes much more than that to frighten me.

[Ardyn held out his hand, smiling.]

It's a pleasure to finally meet you.

[She shakes his hand and breaks out in a big smile.]

I'm glad to see you too! Honestly, we were taking forever to try and figure out where you were from screencaps from two months ago and star charts, and then we just got hungry and there you are.

It's certainly not the first time complete chance has benefited us, why stop now?

Oh, us too! But that was a little more "making friends with people who were supposed to be our enemies and then having that pay off weeks down the line." I think.