airlockedmods: (PAL)
airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-07-09 01:08 pm
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Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.
serrata: (But only because)

[personal profile] serrata 2017-07-09 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hello, there is a tiny Japanese girl right here with Junpei glaring at this giant blonde man with the sort of look someone wears when looking at someone they confidently believe they could throw down and take in a fight. ]
kingshaming: (15)

[personal profile] kingshaming 2017-07-09 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Please calm yourself. I have no intention of harming him or any of you.
serrata: (r055)

[personal profile] serrata 2017-07-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Suspicious look between Xander and Ardyn for a moment. But then she gives a little nod. She's still pretty clearly super ready to fight but that's to be expected at this point, honestly. ]

... No. I don't suppose you would, not out in public like this.
kingshaming: (46)

[personal profile] kingshaming 2017-07-09 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Or in private either. But if it will ease your mind...

[He looks around to make sure none of the other patrons or employees are looking before slowly reaching his hand in his hoodie pocket so she can see-

-and puts his knife on the table for her to take if she wants it]


Even a man of my stature could not fight all four of you unarmed, certainly.