Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[scourgingstars]

The fact that I am once again human does not mean I'm back to being a saint. Besides, I was never the picture of a well-mannered royal to begin with.

[shit these are good fries]

[serrata]

Then really, we should be doing our best to be a good influence. We've lead you so terribly astray, how awful.

Have you tried one of the milkshakes yet?

[scourgingstars]

They aren't entirely terrible.

[serrata]

Then go ahead and dip some of these fries in there. Then tell me what you think.

[ She'll even go ahead and donate one of her shakes and some of her fries to the cause. You know you want to try it, Ardyn. ]

[scourgingstars]

...That sounds ridiculous, but I suppose there's no point to having a sense of taste if one doesn't use it.

[fine, he'll humor you and try i-]

[...]

[THAT'S IT]

[I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH]

[serrata]

[ Theeeeere we go. That look on his face is all she needs to see before she bursts out laughing. ]

So what do you think? Still ridiculous?