the final week

[airlockedmods]

[Eight weeks. Eight weeks of friendship and love, death and loss, hope and despair all muddled together in a cocktail that's too sweet on the tongue and leaves an acid-y pit in the stomach. With nine of them left (ten counting their dear but lone surviving host), things look darker than ever. Come Sunday morning the last of the Champions missing memories will be returned to them while they sleep. For some of them this will reveal answers, for others it might just be a fate worse than death. They could even be death.

But how does the song go? "It's always darkest before the dawn"?

There are no announcements from PAL this week. Not even morning and evening announcements.

Sunday Monday Tuesday



[ooc: Welcome to endgame, everyone! We're all very proud of you for making it all the way to the end. As you can see this is going to be a short IC week but we promise things will not be going down until this weekend (7/7-7/9). On Tuesday we'll be unveiling the OOC post for what to expect during the final investigation. There is no official AC this week, just a check-in and as mentioned above characters will be at their true canon points on Sunday morning.

Buckle up, kids, the ride's not over yet.]

Comments

[everylittlesecret]

........... because you would be too busy getting to know your wife in a new way?

[daughterofthemark]

...but we already know each other quite well.

[everylittlesecret]

.......... I'm talking about consummating the marriage.

[daughterofthemark]

Oh, I--

[Suddenly, icon.]

[everylittlesecret]

[..............]

Have done it, right?

[daughterofthemark]

[Arianna pulls off some seriously impressive blushing.]

How did--

[everylittlesecret]

One. [She holds a finger up.] You're exhausted. Two~ [Second finger goes up.] That reaction confirms it.

[daughterofthemark]

Do not--

I--

[She's just... bright red now.]

[everylittlesecret]

[SHE'S HIT THE TEASING JACKPOT OH GOSH JOYOUS DAY OF DAYS]

Hey, I'm happy for you.

[daughterofthemark]

[She's glad Nari is happy for her but she's also DYING OF EMBARRASSMENT.]

--at least now you must acknowledge that you don't need to teach me!

[everylittlesecret]

Nope. There's still plenty of things I could teach you. Mostly about safety, like trimming your nails and good personal hygiene. Oh, and not using food because yikes... that can get nasty in an infection kinda way.

[daughterofthemark]

That's--I--

Why would I use food?!

[her mental image is probably totally wrong

also she is definitely going to regret asking that question isn't she]

[everylittlesecret]

It's called a kink, dear. Some people are turned on by using food during sex. Now there is an acceptable way which is just feeding your partner. Using that food on your partner.......... well, I'm sure you can imagine what someone would try and use a cucumber as.

[daughterofthemark]

[YEP SHE HAS REGRETS]

I--I am at no risk of doing such things!

[everylittlesecret]

[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Good. Keep food away from anywhere below the belt unless you shower right after.

[daughterofthemark]

I?!?!

[SHE'S GOING TO DIE]

[everylittlesecret]

[ARIANNA YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY]

So, want some breakfast?

[daughterofthemark]

...yes, please.

[At least she can have something to eat before she dies of embarrassment.]

[everylittlesecret]

Any preferences? It's a cold breakfast, but that is easier to digest while you work anyways.