Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[almightyconflagration]

Beats me. I can't feel it and only know what I'm using. I only know it kept burning when nullification would make the flames vanish as surely as blowing out a candle.

[damnfourthemerald]

It might be prudent to test out what kind of fire suppression system this station has. [Which is as close to saying McBurn should maybe set some paper on fire and get doused with an extinguisher or whatever they have, just to find out, you know, for science and all, without actually saying something that sounds that stupid.]

[almightyconflagration]

What you think I'm going to actually set the place on fire or something? Sounds like a pain to me.

[damnfourthemerald]

No, you could literally hold up a flame or cause smoke from anything just to see how the system works. Not try to burn the entire place down.

[almightyconflagration]

Still sounds boring.

[Give him a few days and he'll be bored enough to do it though.]