week 6

[airlockedmods]

[Even with three deaths two weeks in a row, life in the Fantasy Sweet returns to some semblance of normalcy come Sunday morning. The messes are cleaned up, the bodies are safe in the morgue (or in Kip's case, still in a liquor bottle in the garden) and with this new week comes a fresh crop of returning memories.

There is no new floor this week.

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday



[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your activity for week 5, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

Yeah well. I do that worrying thing anyway when I'm not being a bag of hysterical dicks.

Or a pile of itchy skin.

[scourgingstars]

Did you really think my coat would help with that? Because, as you've no doubt surmised, it did not.

[motherfucking_ghost]

No, I actually wanted kinda as little contact with my skin as possible, which, spoilers, also did nothing. The coat was just impulse.

This baby's gonna be toasty as shit if you get it back. You're welcome, future you.

[scourgingstars]

What do you mean, if? I've had that coat for two thousand years!

[motherfucking_ghost]

And it's held up amazingly well for it. Ever think about updating the wardrobe just a little?

[scourgingstars]

No, black is customary and I doubt anyone from Niflheim thought to notice their chancellor dressed like a Lucian.

[Beat.]

...Wait, how did no one ever notice that?

[motherfucking_ghost]

You can wear anything black, just go to a Hot Topic. Besides, your shirt's not--

Wait, what do...[oh lordy here it comes] Niflheimians dress like if not pretentious and royal and black?

[scourgingstars]

[you know that is probably actually the correct terminology but fuck if i know]

White is the general color for the higher ranking officials, if I'm recalling correctly. I suppose they just wanted to be contrary.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[honestly just try to imagine the utterly 'this is the dumbest name I have ever heard' tone of his voice while attempting to pronounce that]

You're an incredibly contrary motherfucker. They probably thought this was just super normal and their chancellor was going through a belated rebellious phase.

[scourgingstars]

[would you rather be an accordian, church.]

It's possible none of them thought to ask. I'm still not certain how I got the job in the first place. I couldn't have just wandered into Gralea and been hired on the spot.

[yeah about that...]

Either I'm a much better liar than I thought or no one bothered to consider a background check on their newest official.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Y'know, maybe it's better not to remember how stupid your employers were. It...man, it just causes a lot of headaches. [Who is RUNNING this ARMY?!]

[scourgingstars]

[you know, that's fair]

Probably, yes.