week 6

[airlockedmods]

[Even with three deaths two weeks in a row, life in the Fantasy Sweet returns to some semblance of normalcy come Sunday morning. The messes are cleaned up, the bodies are safe in the morgue (or in Kip's case, still in a liquor bottle in the garden) and with this new week comes a fresh crop of returning memories.

There is no new floor this week.

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday



[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your activity for week 5, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

Some kind of teleporter technology, only one we can't see. And it doesn't cover your in black stuff, and it doesn't hurt like shit. [It's better...if you just don't ask any questions about any of that.] Probably some Star Trek shit, but way worse.

[misanthropicprinciple]

So that much is possible, too...

[Doesn't have to be a trick, then. And the corpses left by each execution are certainly real.]

Maybe we should ask Cece how she gets in there. Since she... you know.

[Cleans up the bodies.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Yeah. Guess so. I haven't asked mostly because, jesus, who wants to ask her details about that part of the job? And all that shit he uses in the room, it can't come from just nowhere--well. It could. 3D printing and all...

[misanthropicprinciple]

That kind of bullshit I'm more familiar with. PAL already keeps his--you know, his arms and pieces folded up in the walls. But some of it he'd need a ton of storage space for and I'm just not seeing where.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Sliding panels and shit, I getcha. I just...don't think we could do much about it even if we found these spaces. And shit, what if they're all in the ceilings? You wanna rip up the floorboards and find some crawlspace above the medbay?

[misanthropicprinciple]

Would if we could, man. But I mean... I can't not look for something. Just one little hint to getting out of here. And...

[He lowers his voice, though he doesn't see much point to it.]

You saw that thing that did Wisniewski in. If we could get our hands on something, anything to fight back with--it could be one chance in six billion we get out of here, but that's infinitely higher than zero.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...You're the detective, broseph. I tried looking for like, electronic panels and shit, but I'm no spy, I don't know shit about trap doors and secret sliding walls and all. But if you need me for anything, hey, I'm always up for being a guinea pig.

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Kicks Church lightly in the ankle.]

I didn't want to break a chair. What makes you think I'd risk hurting you, dumbass?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Wow, I like how you take guinea pig to the worst conclusion of something that involves pain. Also, you're a lil bitch about a lil shock; I'm a big boy, I can take it.

[misanthropicprinciple]

[>:(]

You can try it if you want. Take that auto-taser for a test drive. I dare you.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[Do not pain chicken him, Junpei. It's like gay chicken, but with pain! Do not ever play any games of chicken with him. Because look at him, grabbing his PIP like he might try prying it off.]

Sounds kinky.

[He doesn't really mean it. (Or does he.)]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Church just called him a little bitch. You really think Junpei's gonna stop him when he knows it's not fatal?]

Ah. So you're an M, huh?

[motherfucking_ghost]

[...Wait, what?] ...How am I Judy Dench?

[misanthropicprinciple]

Uh, what?

[Nani?]

[motherfucking_ghost]

M? James Bond's boss? And the only memorable M was played by the great Dame herself?

[misanthropicprinciple]

Oh, M--haha, no. That's not what I meant. You're stalling.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Stalling for what? The hell other M is there? [He may actually have forgotten about pain chicken.] Is this another weeaboo anime reference I'm not gonna get? Sailor fucking Moon magical girl transformation bullshit?

[misanthropicprinciple]

Ah, no no no. It's a little more grown-up than that. Hah, though now that I think about it, it's not actually surprising that you'd be into that...

[motherfucking_ghost]

Now you're just deliberately being a shit. Hold on. I'll get it. Without being being an ass.

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[Shh shh give him a minute to sulk in the corner. Imagine dial up noises in his head instead of gears turning.

He opens his mouth! ...Closes it again.]

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Hey, what the hell do you mean by that? Just because I had a girlfriend who could break me in half just by looking at me doesn't mean anything!

[misanthropicprinciple]

Uh-huh. Sure.

[Look at all the believing that he's doing. If Church didn't like pain, would he be hanging on so tightly to Ardyn Izunia? Real questions.]

And you know she can do that from experience, or?

[motherfucking_ghost]

[That is an extremely fair question.]

Listen, she might look like she's just a girl, but if you've ever watch someone get beaten to death with their own skull-- You know that phrase, scared but horny?

I mean the horny wasn't about the skull beating. That was actively horrifying in a...physically impossible way. But it's like that.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Uh, yeah, I mean, generally if a skull's available to use as a murder weapon, the murder-ee's already... I can see how the physics of it all might be a boner killer.

[motherfucking_ghost]

It totally happened! I'm telling you! She fucking killed everyone and poor Jimmy got his face beaten in with his own skull!

[misanthropicprinciple]

How would that even be satisfying? Isn't a face with no skull in it just, like, squishy?