week 6

[airlockedmods]

[Even with three deaths two weeks in a row, life in the Fantasy Sweet returns to some semblance of normalcy come Sunday morning. The messes are cleaned up, the bodies are safe in the morgue (or in Kip's case, still in a liquor bottle in the garden) and with this new week comes a fresh crop of returning memories.

There is no new floor this week.

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday



[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your activity for week 5, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[daughterofthemark]

Perhaps...

[She grabs two more white cards and puts them next to the new black card.]

"I am become teen pregnancy, destroyer of the female org--"

[oh her god that is inappropriate]

[buddyoldpal]

[ No no, do go on, Arianna. ]

Hah! Man, some o' these are raunchy, ain't they?

[ He is going to proceed to look for every raunchy card, thank you. He's grinning so wide he should probably be contained. ]

"In a world ravaged by slowly easing down on a cucumber, our only solace is my collection of high-tech sex toys!" Holy fuck, these are great!

[daughterofthemark]

[Oh good that means he's gradually purifying the deck for poor Arianna. Well, for certain apparently entirely inadequate definitions of pure.]

"When you get right down to it, dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up is just getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying?"

[If that second one was in a different order, this comment would definitely be foreshadowing for case 5.]

[buddyoldpal]

[ He's going to have a collection of every sex card in the deck. So roughly half the deck, right? ]

Hm, might wanna change the order on that one, it don't make too much sense. Lemme try!

[ Time to draw a random black card. ]

"Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about the cock!"

[ Yes, he is this easy to amuse. And I really did get that. ]

[daughterofthemark]

"In the distant future, historians will agree that Republicans marked the beginning of America's decline."

[This is actually very applicable to Arianna's world, but unfortunately she doesn't know it, and in fact she isn't sure she wants to know what a Republican is or how plausibly it could cause an America to decline.]

[buddyoldpal]

That one's kinda forebodin' again. Weird.

[ Nishitani knows there's like. Parties in America? But fuck if he knows what they're called. ]

"What's fun till it gets weird? Wearin' underwear inside-out ta avoid doin' the laundry." Shit, I know that feelin'. Whaddya think the point of this game even is?

[daughterofthemark]

[I mean there's no reason they couldn't just check the instructions but.]

A test of character, perhaps?

["What are my parents hiding from me? The royal afterbirth." why this]

[buddyoldpal]

[ Instructions are for nerds. ]

Yeah, but how do ya win? Is it a buncha people and a dealer's the judge? What's the damn score...

[ rip Arianna this game is not suitable for your pure eyes. "Finally! A service that delivers A good sniff right to your door." ]

[daughterofthemark]

It may be like hide and seek, continuing for as long as the players are willing to play.

["And what did you bring for show and tell? Edible underpants." She's too ???? at this one to get upset about it.]

[buddyoldpal]

Hah! Then you're shit outta luck, Arianna-chan, 'cause this is my kinda shit.

[ This one makes him snort. "Why am I sticky? Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe." ]

[daughterofthemark]

I believe that would make you the winn--

[And then she starts giggling at "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you a soulful rendition of 'Ol' Man River.'"]

[buddyoldpal]

That one's pretty good. Guess ya don't gotta make em raunchy ta get a laugh.

[ But why wouldn't you. Meanwhile he pulled "Doing the right thing will never be the same after the peaceful and non-threatening rise of China." Must've been a different China if you ask him!(Let's not get into weird politics, Nishitani.) ]

[daughterofthemark]

At this rate we will soon have two distinct games.

["Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality is a slippery slope that leads to dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of 'Friends.'" This is the most confusing result she's gotten yet.]

[buddyoldpal]

[ yeah, he's pretty confused about that one, too.... ]

Guessin' ya either wanna make people laugh with it or freak people out, either way's fuckin' funny.

[ "We never did find getting in her pants, politely. But along the way we sure learned a lot about my collection of high-tech sex toys." He snickers. He really likes this game. ]