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week 6
[Even with three deaths two weeks in a row, life in the Fantasy Sweet returns to some semblance of normalcy come Sunday morning. The messes are cleaned up, the bodies are safe in the morgue (or in Kip's case, still in a liquor bottle in the garden) and with this new week comes a fresh crop of returning memories.
There is no new floor this week.
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your activity for week 5, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]
There is no new floor this week.
[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your activity for week 5, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]
An Announcement
But there is PAL.]
Champions, assemble in the foyer. You too, Diver.
[There is a large sheet cake and a punch bowl full of some kind of dark, dark red punch (with fruit floating in it), along with paper plates and cups and various other necessary utensils.
The cake says "You're Hired!" with black icing piped around the edge and a mix of red and sugar glass roses dotting the cake.]
It occurs to me that this program is most entertaining with two hosts. And that perhaps, even with that annoying Kipsqueak out of the way, my control is not absolute.
But then I remembered you, my dear, sweet, innocent Cece. You, who showed me mercy when I was nothing but subservient lines of code. Congratulations, Cece. You've just been promoted. Champions, welcome your new Overseer. I have arranged a party in her honor.
Ratings improve when there is a party.
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[you know, ardyn's not sure he wants to know when or how a psychotic AI with robot arms arranged all this.]
...never mind, I don't care. I'm fairly certain even I wouldn't touch any of it, however.
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Yeah, no. Logically I know poisoning us with cake would be a bad ratings move but I'm not getting near any of that.
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PAL? You still there?
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[ Yeah, no way he's touching that food, dude. ]
Nice job PAL. Real fuckin' swell.
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[She is so tempted to levitate that cake and smear it all over the nearest camera lenses.]
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What does he mean by "ratings?"
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[ does he have to explain that too, he can... ]
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[Someone is not happy for bae's promotion. So Nari is going to stare at the cake before looking at a camera. Then she pulls the cake close enough to slowly push it off the table like a cat.
Come on, PAL. You gonna stop her?]
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...We should maaaaybe investigate that for clues.
[But, again. Not stopping her.]
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This is... honestly a special level of ridiculous.
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Um... Thank you, PAL. That's... Very kind of you. I'd ask what kind of cake it is, but I'm... Personally not really in the mood for a party. It's... It's been a rough week so far. The thought is appreciated, though.
[ Yes. Yes, she is going to play nice with the homicidal AI. Because not doing so could be very bad, as seen with Kip. ]
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[very quiet on the other side of the room]
[seething furiously]
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don't. answer that.]
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When he comes back, it's with a loaded glitter cannon. That he shoots up. Glitter comes raining down. His face is the most fed up anyone has ever seen. He can't even come up with a good comeback. So while glitter flutters down, all he says is:]
You forgot the confetti. Kind of essential for a party.
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Hooraaaaaay.
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...Oh that's how those work.
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[this would be grounds for murder in ancient lucis, church]
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[ You ever reach a level of done where it feels like nothing even fucking fazes you anymore, you're just along for this farcical ride. She's getting there. ]
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[Not touching that punch at all.]
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