Week 5

[airlockedmods]

[As with the weeks before, life in the Fantasy Sweet returns to something resembling normalcy with shocking efficiency. The second floor rest area and Adventure Zone Death Orb Room are spotless again, the demon glitter has been vacuumed, the deflated orbs have been replaced. It's like none of it ever happened, like three more friends aren't dead and stored away in the guest house morgue.

There's a new floor to explore, their "reward" for a job well done.]

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[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your activity for week 4, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Junpei considers this. And considers. And considers.]

It doesn't really match your aesthetic. You'd need... a space castle.

[scourgingstars]

That doesn't sound a terrible idea, really.

[misanthropicprinciple]

You'd let me man the space castle guns, right? Church can't aim for shit.

[scourgingstars]

I don't think I'd trust Church with a projectile weapon. Shortswords, perhaps, but nothing that might accidentally stick an arrow in my back when I'm not looking. That would more than likely hurt enough to be inconvenient.

[misanthropicprinciple]

How can his aim be that bad? Do you think he needs glasses?

[scourgingstars]

I can't say with any certainty it's actually that bad, but he does strike me as the sort that may be a terrible shot.

[because let's be real, church is an erratic mess of a person.]

How would I know if he needs glasses or not? He's never seemed to have particularly poor eyesight as far as I can tell.

[misanthropicprinciple]

You saw what he did at bowling, though. That didn't seem physically possible.

[Maybe if he were in a gag anime like Choromatsu...]

Maybe you should just stick to arming him with water balloons. We're all safer then.

[scourgingstars]

That may be the best course of action, he can't maim anyone with those.

...At least I hope that he can't.

[misanthropicprinciple]

...Maybe just tell him you gave him magic powers but really it's just glowy lights.

[scourgingstars]

And deprive us all the pleasure of seeing him try warping?

[think about it, junpei]

[really think about it]

1/3

[misanthropicprinciple]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[....]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Snicker. Snicker. Hahaha... hahahaHAHA!]

Yeah--you're, you're right. What was I thinking?

[scourgingstars]

[Ardyn met that laughter with a smirk that almost looked halfway to a sincere smile. It vaguely registered that Junpei in higher spirits was a much more desirable state of things overall, or at least it was a sign things might improve no matter how miserable.]

And you thought you were bad at it. He would launch himself straight into the ceiling somehow, I'll wager.

[misanthropicprinciple]

First thing I do when we get out of here is show you a game called Portal. Just to prepare us for the possibilities.