Week 5

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[As with the weeks before, life in the Fantasy Sweet returns to something resembling normalcy with shocking efficiency. The second floor rest area and Adventure Zone Death Orb Room are spotless again, the demon glitter has been vacuumed, the deflated orbs have been replaced. It's like none of it ever happened, like three more friends aren't dead and stored away in the guest house morgue.

There's a new floor to explore, their "reward" for a job well done.]

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[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your activity for week 4, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[plugout]

Uhhh... I'm going to pass. Forever. That thing is waaaaay too creepy. I don't want it near my head.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I can just imagine a PETA-like movie. In Soviet Russia, hamburger eat you. [please stop this shit-tier memer] It's not malevolent, just...

...

...Okay maybe it's a little weird.

[plugout]

Oh my god. You know what, I don't even put it past PAL to do something screwed up like... I don't know, make all the plushes come to life and try to murder us?

If I took this thing, I bet I'd wake up to it chewing on my head or something.

[motherfucking_ghost]

It's been in my room, and it hasn't tried to eat me. And I'm plenty tasty.

That thing on the other hand... [He points to the anteater. He tried getting the blood off weeks ago when he got it. Uh. No go.] No fucking thank you.

[plugout]

[ He's. Not gonna comment on that. My god. ]

What th-- Oh, god, what is that? Why is there blood?!

[motherfucking_ghost]

I don't know. It's been haunting my closet and my dreams since I got it, and you know what? I'm leaving it here. I'm not taking it back to the room. Nope. Nuh-uh. If I have to be haunted by it, I'll inflict it on everyone else.

[plugout]

Seriously? Now I'm gonna be thinking about Bloodadillo and aliens impregnating guys, Church.

I still think about it.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Ew, that's not my kink, but--wa-wait, what the fuck's a bloodadillo?!

[plugout]

The armadillo covered in blood!

[motherfucking_ghost]

The arma--what, the anteater? Jesus, I thought you were talking about another fucked up space Australia Pandora animal psychotic thing that eats people.

[plugout]

I-- yeah, that!

[ DON'T CALL HIM OUT LIKE THIS ]

Pandora isn't Australia, it's Pandora, and the things that eat people are skags and... it doesn't matter, that anteater thing is messed up! Why haven't you washed off that blood?!

[motherfucking_ghost]

What the hell is a skag, and I tried! You think I pulled it out of the dumbwaiter and went 'oh, you know, that blood gives it a lot of character'--no, I threw it in the shower and dumped everything on it trying to get it out!

[plugout]

It's an abomination that will kill you if you even look at it, and some of them spit acid at you?! I don't know, they've got teeth for faces!

Didn't you try scrubbing?!

[motherfucking_ghost]

Of course I tried scrubbing, it's not like I just turned on the shower and let it sit there! How does it have a face if it's just teeth?!

[plugout]

That thing is possessed. By a demon. We'd all be way better off sticking it in the oven and-- and burning it. And I don't know, I don't pretend to know how Pandora's messed-up wildlife works!!

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm not going to burn it in the over; I already started a kitchen fire! I'm not getting blamed for another one!

[plugout]

Then I'll do it! If the blood won't come out of it, that's not a good thing, it might actually be a threat!

[ what the fuck ]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Blood isn't sentient, and if it was infected with something, pretty sure I'd have it by now.

[plugout]

I'm not worried about the blood being sentient, I'm worried about that thing being demonic!

[motherfucking_ghost]

Okay okay okay--let's think about this rationally.

If we don't char it in the oven, how else can we get rid of it?

[plugout]

If we could throw it out an airlock, we'd have it done and over with! But, uh...

... Beg someone for an incinerator? Without having to murder?

[motherfucking_ghost]

We'd have to find an airlock. You'd...think those would be easier to find on a show with this name, huh...never thought about that until just now...