week 1

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Week 1

[With the introduction to the relationship experiment and their overseeing hosts done with, the Champions are left to their own devices to explore the first floor of the mansion as they please. Cece and Kip will pop-up every once in a while to chit-chat but for the most part they're somewhere inaccessible.

Each morning the Champions are awakened promptly at 7 am by PAL's even, almost laid back voice announcing the time and each evening at 10 pm to announce when the kitchen is closing for the night. Unlike the Overseers, he doesn't seem to be one much for conversation.

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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[ooc: welcome to week 1, everyone! This first week is a peace week which means there will be no murder this weekend! Feel free to start submitting threads for the benefactors]

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kitchen

[cameupshort]

{What the Sith is Finn even looking at here.]

Uh-

[There's a question coming. Several, really, but the one he actually wants to ask has been replaced by the sheer level of 'what' in front of him.]

...What are you doing?

[He isn't talking about the coffee.]

[theoverseen]

...Drinking coffee?

[cameupshort]

That's- um... not-

[Two options. Go deeper down this rabbit hole than any sane person wants in search of an answer, or move on.]

...who made our profiles? You or Cece?

[theoverseen]

Not me, I'm just the host. I'm here to look pretty and have a good time.

[cameupshort]

Do you know who did? Because it looks like they got a lot wrong.

[Or they're actually missing memories.]

[theoverseen]

Uh...the network? Ceec and I did each other's.

[cameupshort]

...okay.

[That answered basically none of his actual questions, except that Kip either doesn't know or is unwilling to give said answers.]

[In the meantime he's just gonna take a cup of coffee for himself, no cream or sugar.]

So... what happens to all of us once this is over? If no one uses rule seven, do we just- go back where we came from, or what?

[You're not gonna ship his ass back to the First Order, is what he's asking.]

[theoverseen]

Well, I guess you'd all just get sent home with whoever you end up bonding the closest with. Or going anywhere else you wanted to go.

[cameupshort]

So we don't actually have to go back to our original homes.

[Can you hear the relief, Kip. Can you.]

...what about you?

[theoverseen]

You mean, where will I go?

[cameupshort]

Or what you'll do, I guess. This is your home, right? What happens if this ends and you haven't- you know.

[Reenacted the Boner Uprising one on one.]

[theoverseen]

Well, this isn't exactly my mansion. Wish it was, though, 'cause damn.

But I mean, I guess I'll just. Go back to my job?

[cameupshort]

Well, I meant this system, I guess. Or at least the galaxy.

[The, you know, general area of space.]

You don't think the network would try this again?

[theoverseen]

I dunno. Honestly, this is the first season I know of that didn't use actors, and I've been doing the voiceovers and post-show analysis for the last two seasons.

[cameupshort]

They've done this before?

[Guess who missed that part of the discussion during the introductions.]

[theoverseen]

Oh, yeah, it's a whole thing. The overseers before me are a tough act to follow, let me tell you. Bongo, or Brandon, or whatever his name was- great actor, shit taste for coffee.

[cameupshort]

[Kip you motherfucker]

They've kidnapped people to- oh shit, you said rule seven was some kind of leftover- they kidnapped people to kill each other?!

[theoverseen]

Whoa, wait now, hold on! Those other rounds were all actors. You know, like pretend. No one was actually kidnapped, that's- that's ridiculous.

[cameupshort]

...They kidnapped US.

[theoverseen]

Yeah, that's... weird. They don't normally do that.

[cameupshort]

Would you actually know if they had?!

[Cause he's beginning to suspect not.]

[theoverseen]

Tchyeah! Of course I would! I totally RULED the other seasons' aftershows, I would DEFINITELY know if they weren't actors.

[cameupshort]

Aftershow-? That... probably means after the actual. Program, or drama or whatever, right? Meaning you weren't actually there with them.

[You didn't do commentary on Lovelocked did you Kip. Tell us you didn't.]

[theoverseen]

Well, yeah, that's how TV works.

[cameupshort]

...so you can't actually know.

[Come on Kip, he kind of likes you. Ish. Don't be this dumb.]