Oh you totally would have an awful teen following on the Twilight level, no doubt. I would not be surprised if you have a ton of fan fictions written about you with those girls "healing" you with their love, or whatever god you believe in forbid... [She lowers her voice.] Vore fics.

[Look at her inject horror instead.]

Low self-opinion? It's not low. It's non-existent. There's a difference. This is the first place where anyone has paid attention to me in a way other than wanting to beat the shit out of me for existing. Disagree all you want, I know I'm not much, and everyone around here will realize that sooner or later.