[Which means, by popular demand, that it goes randomly flying in the direction of Church coming in, looking bemused, because there's all this noise of screaming girls, and he had to come running!]
WHAT, what's happening, what's--
[he'd make some kind of shithead comment about throwing around a toy rocket--or is that a weird blue dildo?--but he doesn't have the time, because said blue rocket dildo interrupts him before he can even finish and fully comprehend what's going on.
What's going on is it comes flying at his head, balls smacking him right around the eyes.
There he go. Well, no, he won't fall dramatically to the ground, but it sure does make him dizzy for a second and cling to the doorway. The dildoship has landed otherwise harmlessly by his feet.
Presumably there is a grand, ticking silence. The anime sound of wind whistles through.
When he recovers, one hand rubbing the bridge of his nose, the other reaching to grab the item in question:]
I can't believe I got teabagged by a bunch of girls.
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WHAT, what's happening, what's--
[he'd make some kind of shithead comment about throwing around a toy rocket--or is that a weird blue dildo?--but he doesn't have the time, because said blue rocket dildo interrupts him before he can even finish and fully comprehend what's going on.
What's going on is it comes flying at his head, balls smacking him right around the eyes.
There he go. Well, no, he won't fall dramatically to the ground, but it sure does make him dizzy for a second and cling to the doorway. The dildoship has landed otherwise harmlessly by his feet.
Presumably there is a grand, ticking silence. The anime sound of wind whistles through.
When he recovers, one hand rubbing the bridge of his nose, the other reaching to grab the item in question:]
I can't believe I got teabagged by a bunch of girls.